Today's post was sent to us by long time reader and fan Dion. Check out his other submissions here and here and here and here and here. He even went so far as to include his own commentary on the game and the butt shots. Very nice work indeed.
This contribution is about Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw.
Juliet makes numerous self-conscious quips about her "ginormous ass" (as she states herself) throughout the game. When Nick, her decapitated "boyfriend head", complains about Juliet's "rock-hard ass" hurting him, Juliet retorts, "...I know you're just being ironic because of my girnormous ass!"
The only greater challenge for Juliet than zombies is keeping the world from peeping up her skirt. This, too, she constantly comments on, telling random zombies (and the player) not to peep up; there is even an achievement for looking up her skirt, but it's not as "free" as you might think, because she will even try to cover herself up if you zoom the camera too low on her.
Nonetheless, in cutscenes and through the game, you will see her panties so constantly, so much, that by the time you reach the end of the game, you could possibly redesign them yourself in real life from photographic memory.
When changing between the game's outstanding 19 costumes (all unlockable in-game), Juliet will even randomly say butt-related comments, such as "Does this make my butt look big?" or "Too much booty?"
Once the player beats the game once, many more costumes will be unlocked, the most expensive (and sexy) of which is called the "Sexy Rider Suit". It's basically a hot pink leather catsuit with high heels and an unzipped zipper that is opened down to just above her crotch, revealing everything in between except (somehow) her nipples.
It's an instant fav for me, because it shows off her pink, round, bubblegum booty.
The third most expensive costume is the "Seashell Bikini", which is definitely the skimpiest costume.
The last costume I'll specifically mention, which is also fav of mine, is "Sexy American Casual", which features a pink midriff halter-top and daisy dukes.
Jessica Nigri is Lollipop Chainsaw's "official" cosplayer.
When Juliet decapitates at least three zombies at once, she will execute a "sparkle", which makes the move go in slow motion, giving you time to appreciate the view, and give you major score bonuses.
Many times throughout a stage, Juliet will have to use her chainsaw to break open a wall or door. This will often require her to cut it downward, making her bend over and flash the player.
Juliet looks up in horror at the last boss, while we look up in awe up her skirt.
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