Nintendo Underwear Butt Shots

Sometimes you just want to show how much you love your favorite video game company by putting their name on your underwear and then parading around in said underwear for all to see. We think it's quite a novel idea, and we just wish more people like those below would attempt it, take pictures of it, and put them up on the internet for us to see.

This first butt shot picture has been the subject of several demotivational posters with the line "Tell the Truth, You noticed word Nintendo first"

This second butt shot has a much rounder and more full look and appearance to it. The ever so slight wedgie makes the cheeks stand out against the grey undies.

Grey underwear, just like the grey NES console. If it doesn't work at first, just blow on it.

And what good is it to have Nintendo underwear if you don't wear them while you play Nintendo games? This chick below has the full underwear gaming experience.

Video Game Console Butt Shots

And now for something completely different, we present a different kind of video game butt shot. Up until now, we have only looked at one side of video game butt shots, the software side. Well today we broaden our horizons and look at things from a hardware perspective, and present some video game console butt shots. Not to be outdone by the software they run, these video game console machines are here to show off their backsides, complete with ports, plugs, and outputs. So without further delay, here they are.

The Nintendo Gamecube has a love handle on it's booty for people to grab onto and carry it with. It also has two video outputs, an analog and a digital, in addition to the power plug.

The slimmed down PS2 has lost some weight in it's backside, when compared to the fatty PS2 (unfortunately, we don't have any pics of the fatty PS2). The slim PS2 has an integrated network adapter, digital audio out, and a video output, in addition to the standard power plug in port.
The fattest of all the video game console booties is the original Xbox from Microsoft. This console was so heavy, it would crush small children if it fell on them... that's why Microsoft designed breakaway controller cords to prevent gamers from pulling the system to the floor. At any rate, below is a booty shot of the Xbox1 system, complete with power port, video output, and network port.
When the PS3 was first introduced by Sony, it was supposed to have a plethora of ports on it's backside, including dual HDMI ports, USB ports, and several network ports (the system was supposed to act as a high speed router)...

...However, when the system was actually released, it's backside features were trimmed down and cut out, as the butt shot below shows. Only one HDMI port, one network port, zero USB ports... it does have the standard video output, digital audio, and power adapter.

The newest, and possibly most popular, of the new video game consoles is the Nintendo Wii. Its butt shot shows off some of the added features to the system, including USB ports, and the sensor bar port. The system also has a fan at the back for keeping the backside cool.

Wave Race Buttshots

The Nintendo 64 brought 3D video gaming into the home market. One of the first games that I ever owned on that system was Wave Race 64. There were four distinct characters you could chose from: The Girl, the Fat Guy, the Asian Guy, and the "Extremely Difficult to Control" Guy. The character models weren't all that amazing, but the water effects and speed of the racing was pretty fun.

The Girl, dressed in pink, showing off her crack in her wet suit.

Racing at over 88 km/h, The Girl holds on tight and thrusts her booty into the camera.

A third place finish isn't too shabby with a butt like that.

The Nintendo Gamecube followed up the Wave Race game play with a title called "Wave Race: Blue Storm." The graphics were greatly improved over the Nintendo 64 version, and I believe a few more characters were introduced into the game. I've never played this game, but I believe The Girl is still present in the game, although it appears below that she has shed her pink wet suit for cutoff jean shorts.

The Gamecube version of Wave Race had several similar tracks to the N64 version, like the this one.

An early prototype shot from Wave Race for the Gamecube

Not to be outdone by Nintendo's Jet Ski game, Tecmo decided to include a jet ski type minigame in its Booty and Breast-fest called Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2. The sort of sequel to DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Xtreme 2 featured additional sports than just volleyball. It also provided a very good "Girl on Jetski" buttshot as seen below.

There are more DOA Xtreme buttshots available, but they will be saved for another day and another post.

Orchid, Killer Instinct

Rareware created Killer Instinct for the Arcades to showcase the awesome potential that the forthcoming Nintendo "Ultra" 64 home console system would possess. The game was a pretty big hit in the arcades as it introduced 50-something hit combos and gorgeous graphics. The characters in the game were your general fighting game variety, including B. Orchid, the token female participant in the game. Orchid, dressed in her all spandex suit, had more than a few gamers pumping quarters into the machine to find out all her special moves. Luckily for us, her moves, and her tight spandex, allow us to get some good shots of her backside.

One of Orchid's "alternative" finishing moves, had her showing off her butt to the camera while she unzipped her body suit to show off her other assets to the defeated opponent.


Here Orchid does a backflip kick, showing off her tight shiny spandex booty.

For a victory celebration, gamers were treated to a Booty tapping show as Orchid activated her laser weapons by bumping them on her cheeks.

Below is the animated finishing move sequence described above